Fundamenta Discordia v1.4 Discordian Foundations 1.1.1.1

Voce del Coro:
from chaos rises eve-ry-THING

Oscar: what are we doing?

Vicky: we're waiting for it to start, again

Oscar: same story, all over again, huh?

Vicky: it's always the same story, told in a different way.

Oscar: some of it makes some sense, some of it doesn't make any sense at all.

Vicky: how can you tell the difference?

Oscar: I'll have to think about that.

Vicky: thats a very good answer

Oscar: how do you tell the difference?

Vicky: there is no difference.

Voce del Coro:
Dance-ing STAR

~Zed Satelite PoD NCCDD eeeYeee ksC!

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HAIL ERIS!!!!!

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FROM: Office Of The Bull Goose, University Of
Discordia, Washington, D. C., Campus.
TO: Grace, Our Benevolent Alpine Trouble
Shooteress, RMA, by-the-sea.
SUBJECT: Misc. data on the Discordian Society.
OBJECT: Your devine befuddlement.
DS DATA SHEET
OFFICIAL SEAL: The Eristic (or, if you prefer: Sacred)
Chao (or, if you prefer: Cow).
OFFICIAL COLORS: Red, brown, yellow, green, blue,
gold, black, orange, purple, ivory, tuti-fruity, etc.
OFFICIAL HANDBOOK: The Honest Book Of Truth, which
runs into several esoteric volumes, including: THE
FIVE PILLARS OF RUBBISH; THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO OMAR;
THE CHAOSPHE BIBLE; THE BOOKS OF BOKONON; THE WAY OF
THE CHAO; and many others which, like most of the
above, have not yet been written — but we're working
on them.

~Principia Discordia (Wholly First Edition)
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