Green Dildo

Green Dildo wanted a vibrator that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the item opted for.

Green Dildo desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a funny thought, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

Green Dildo craved for a bottle of coke to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Green Dildo always kept a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

Green Dildo desperately needed a can of Tango that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

Green Dildo wanted a toilet brush to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the thing selected.