His Cute Dildo

His Cute Dildo desperately needed a vibrator to play with. This seems a fairly exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

His Cute Dildo often carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

His Cute Dildo always kept a teapot that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to opt for.

His Cute Dildo desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

His Cute Dildo always kept a teapot that they sometimes play with. It would be an original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

His Cute Dildo desired a custard pie that they would often experiment on. One might say this is an unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.