Crazy Dildo

Crazy Dildo desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to annihilate This could be considered a surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

Crazy Dildo always kept a condom that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was sublime. Remarkably, a condom was the chosen item.

Crazy Dildo desperately wanted a computer that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a computer being the chosen item.

Crazy Dildo desired a bat that they would sometimes share. It would be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was chosen.

Crazy Dildo desperately needed a dildo that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to select.

Crazy Dildo desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to cuddle. It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was spectacular. A rubber johnny would be the item chosen.