You Know What's Nice About Steemit?

-- The Donald --

This is -- so far -- what I like about Steemit.

1. No dicking around with fonts -- you get what you get. (If you are lazy.)
2. Promoted Steemits are all over the net. (Click and read.)
3. I think -- but I'm not so sure about this part -- you get paid. (Steem Dollars or something.)
4. You can type drunk -- maybe -- I'm not sure about this part either. (Do you see this?)
5. You can post pretty pictures. (Not from me.)
6. You can post sex dirty pictures. (Sweet Jesus -- not from me.)
7. You can look at dirty pictures. (I will not tell.)
8. You can lose the respect of your readers. (Sorry.)
9. You can change your pseudonym. (No. Screw that.)
10. You don't need hair spray

One major problem for the religious ilk, however. And I feel for you. You cannot capitalize "god" in the keywords section. That must really Suck jesus, Huh?

Photo: Flickr/Peter K. Levy