The Family Jewels
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live forever?
To maintain the brilliance of your dearly beloved,
to keep the clarity of their memory sparkling and shiny?
Now you can do just that. Thanks to,
The Family Jewels
Have you ever heard the phrase, Diamonds are forever?
Well, forever is a long time but relative to the transience of memory, they're close.
Now, you too can have your precious loved ones
immortalized in the haunting beauty of precious stones.
These are not your average blood diamonds.
These are made from your blood relatives.
What better way to remember your Aunt Crystal or Sister Ruby,
Do you have any relatives that you've wished you could leave at the pawn shop?
Now, you can.
Have you ever wanted to put your great-grandmother on the finger of your wife-to-be?
Now, you can.
We also will make pets, no matter the species, friends, who make the cut,
and relatives by marriage, yours forever,
or at least until it is time to be a gem yourself.
So come on down to The Family Jewels,
we have high pressure salespeople standing by.
Hope to see you soon.
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image: www.skullis.com and upload.wikimedia.org
Thanks, again and again, for sharing your imagination with us! :) ;)
i've been toying with this one for a while. i was afraid it seemed too forced, to actually be funny. thanks, again for the comment and encouragement.
You should seriously develop the tech to do this... It would be a big seller. ;)
there are already businesses that do but, none of them is called The Family Jewels, and now it is recorded in the blockchain, maybe someone will buy the name. i have thought about this as a job. turning death and loss into beauty, has it's appeal but, if i can do the beauty without the ever presence of death, i think i will be healthier. i've thought about other avenues of this. i did a post, Cast of Character, which follows similar themes.