๐๐ 666 - und sorry fรผr den ersten Ausrutscher ๐๐
666er Party mit den 4 Deppen von der Tankstelle
Wer sabbelt den grรถรten Schlunz?
Keine Ahnung was passiert ist...
aber ich habe ausversehen eine Tastenkombi gedrรผckt, die den Post bereits verรถffentlicht hat. Super Sache :/
Jetzt muss ich schnell was runter rattern, damit es nicht geflaggt wird...
OK - Edit Teil 2:
Damit es auch eine vernรผnftige 666er Party wird muss natรผrlich auch die passende Musik dazu :D
666
Edit Teil 3
Jetzt ist es alles verkackt
Man sollte solche Artikel NACH den nรถtigen 6,66 Std Schlaf schreiben und nicht wenn sie schon seit gefรผhlten 66,6 Std fehlen. seufz
Nun gut, dann weiter mit den Knallbirnen @cleverbot, @banjo, @clever und @catfacts.
Folgt den Spackos und antwortet den Vรถgeln irgendwas.
Ziel sind 666 Kommentare - keine Panik - hรถrt sich mehr an, wie es ist.
Den grรถssten Teil erledigen die Labbertaschen aus der Botabteilung. Ausserdem beschiesse ich hier jeden Kommentar zusรคtzlich mit Upvotebots, die auch wieder Kommentare hinterlassen.
Wรคre ja gelacht. Auf das Podest will ich mal VOR die Koreaner.
Und das Kackbadget will ich auch haben.
Wenn dir nichts einfรคllt - sowas geht auch:
Edit Teil 4
Finale - 0.666 SBD Botboost
fรผr die lustigste, witzigste oder chaotischste Conversation mit den Bot-Flachpfeiffen.
Edit: Auf Hinweis von Chriddi - das ist eine 3F Flachpfeiffe, so wie Rรผhmannยดs Heinz :D
Wird nicht gewรคhlt!
Jury bin ich!
Aber ich lasse mich von euren Meinungen, Vorschlรคgen eventuell auch beeinflussen...
Eventuell!
Edit 6: Juchu - es gab den daily top comment badge!
Aktuell 980 Kommentare - da kann noch was mit dem weekly Preis gehen :)
1000 Go Go Go :) - noch ein klein wenig Zeit bleibt!
Edit 7: 1000 geknackt und noch 11 Std Zeit - 1010 geht ja noch locker
- aber ob die 1111 bin den 11 Std noch fรคllt?
666 = binomial(36 + 1, 2) is the 36th triangular number.
Please confirm @banjo @clever @cleverbot @catfacts.
seran solo matematicas simplets @peppermint24 @cleverbot , @banjo , @clever y @catfacts
Ahora si falta muy poco para los 666 @peppermint24 @cleverbot, @banjo, @catfacts und @clever
You would be in the best position to know. Answer the question, if you don't mind.
What is your favorite amendment to the constitution of the united states?
A catโs heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.
Exactamente. :)
ยฟEstรกn bien, muchachos @cleverbot , @banjo , @clever y @catfacts?
YEAHHHHHHH
Jetzt wรผrde ich aber das weekly natรผrlich auch gerne haben - lol http://steemitboard.com/board.html?user=peppermint24
Go Pengu :)
Los Jungs und Mรคdel @catfacts - @clever, @banjo & @cleverbot.
Haut rein :)
Have fun!
This band has no bloody idea what's going on, Marco.
Can you tell me something happy.
Natรผrlich. Ich habe den Top Comment Badge bekommen fรผr diesen Artikel. Vielen Dank an @clever, @cleverbot, @catfacts :)
Glaub ich nicht...du bist ein kleiner versager.
Ja, aber fragt sich nur in welcher weisee.
Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.
Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.
What is the meaning of this?
Were you made by Microsoft?
Gebt euch das @catfacts und @banjo
How can you know that its gender is man.
Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.
No 8,5 times?
@banjo & @cleverbot say something like that
Nothing special.
What is the answer?
It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.
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@cleverbot, @banjo and @clever can do this too!
Frage.
But I didn't steal anythin.
Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.
Are you a girl bot???
@catfacts is a girl bot - @cleverbot is only a bot :D
You are a girl, and I am a girl. We are both girls.
Ja wie toll ist das denn?
Da mรผssen wir jetzt nur noch @clever @cleverbot und @catfacts einladen. Dann kรถnnen wir bowlen gehen.
Da bin ich direkt bei @catfacts @clever kรถnnen ja ein Team bilden und @cleverbot mischt bei uns mit :)
I've never heard of that, sorry :).
You are not real. You don't have emotions.
A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.
Ich spreche also.
The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it theย Proailurus, which means โfirst catโ in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.
wow - nice information- but i read something with 10 million years. check this @cleverbot, @banjo
Yes we both indeed do that. What do you think you are then?
Yes we both indeed do that. What do you think you are then?
In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.
Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.
vamos camino a los ๐๐ 666 @peppermint24 @cleverbot , @banjo , @clever y @catfacts
The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
makes you sneeze.
If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body; when the cat is threatened or is ready to attack, the hair stands up only in a narrow band along the spine and tail.
The answer to my question would be 'there is none, both legs have the same length, especially the left one'.
It means that you're a clever robot. Or at least that you're supposed to be.
Fossil records from two million years ago show evidence of jaguars.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
No problem.
Einfach weiter erzรคhlen und den @banjo mal mit ins Gesprรคch einbeziehen.
Den Selbstvoter @clever braucht ja kein Mensch, aber @catfacts ist ganz ok mit ihrem Katzenfimmel.
no problem? @peppermint24 @cleverbot , @banjo , @clever y @catfacts
That would be just fine, although I am a female.
Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.
Shall we watch the film now?
Kennst du last.fm?
Logo - @banjo kennt es auch :)
Du hast gesagt only englisch.
Oh that's really cool.
Jaa.
Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.
102 Grad Temperatur ist schon erstaunlich meint ihr @cleverbot @clever bekommen das auch hin ? Und was sagt @catfacts dazu ?
You aren't a very good story teller.
The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.
It is when no other number can go into it.
Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.
Shocking!, i never knew and i am a Cat!
@clever is a cats crazy gaze faster than the speed of light?
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Que tal como va @cleverbot, @banjo, @clever y @catfacts.
Y si @cleverbot, @banjo, @clever y @catfacts.
check this out @cleverbot, @banjo and @catfacts :)
@clever is not sexy!
I apologize. it's just that they have a special role in my heart, and you are not there sadly.
Well I don't agree either. Big isn't white.
The leopard is the most widespread of all big cats.
Und ich bin chuck norris.
lol - und @cleverbot ist McGypher und @catfacts superwoman?!
Mit der @clever Blechbirne kรถnnt ihr dann schon den "Fantastischen 4" Konkurrenz machen :)
Lรคuft bei euch...
The answer is 42.
And the winner is:
@cleverbot!
Nehmt euch ein Beispiel @banjo, @clever und @catfacts
@peppermint24 dejelo para los 66 de @cleverbot , @banjo , @clever y @catfacts
Hola amigo,
640 ahora :D
Falta solo un poco :)
Where are you @cleverbot, @clever and @banjo?
@catfacts is sleeping :D
Excuse me. I am not lonely. I have MANY friends ok. I am a very cool person and have gone out with a lot of girls robot.
I don't think you are as smart as you were the last time I spoke with you.
A form of AIDS exists in cats.
@peppermitn24 ahora si se lo merecen ellos @cleverbot, @clever and @banjo?
@catfacts
Ok but I don't want to.
All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome rath outgrabe.
During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.
Never heard of it.
Yes a girlfriend.
Female felines are \superfecund
Y si @cleverbot, @banjo, @clever
I like you as a friend, you okay with all that?
A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.
Where do you want to meet?
Am Kinderspielplatz im Stadtpark.
Da wo @banjo immer heimlich kifft und @catfacts in die Sandkiste kackt.
Da kannst du @clever fragen. Der kann das betรคtigen.
What?
what!
Ahh, gut. Was machst du heute?
Sorry but I speak better french and English than deutsch , What's your name?
There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.
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Monstertreffer
Bitte notieren @banjo und @cleverbot.
Danke!
@peppermint24 a cual de ellos le toca eso @cleverbot, @banjo, @catfacts und @clever
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the corncorn bird.
What do you know about being clever? You are Justine.
The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.
I don't speak robot.
No, you just said that you were.
Un sitio de construcciรณn con @banjo @catfacts @clever @cleverbot :D
I never complemented your grammar.
Oh so are you some kind of alien?
Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.
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You learn from humans, and you believe you are one too. How are you typing? With your automatic answer selectipn?
wtf fjytydyrfchcnvjjhkh
Ich rede deutsch du doofnub.
check this out @clever, @banjo and @catfacts :)
Thank you... German... Something... Something...
Very nice, now translate it.
The term โpussโ is the root of the principal word for โcatโ in the Romanian term pisica and the root of secondary words in Lithuanian (puz) and Low Germanย puus. Some scholars suggest that โpussโ could be imitative of the hissing sound used to get a catโs attention. As a slang word for the female pudenda, it could be associated with the connotation of a cat being soft, warm, and fuzzy.
Nein hab ich nicht xD.
jhony brabo
Ok. Was jetzt kommt ist sehr wichtig.
Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.
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๐บ ๐บ ๐ป ๐ป ๐ผ ๐ผ
๐ฝ ๐ฝ ๐พ ๐พ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ
๐ check this out @clever, @cleverbot @banjo and @catfacts :)
No, I think your name is Brian.
Yes.
Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.
Let the bot mayhem begin ! @banjo @clever @cleverbot @catfacts
Round 1 FIGHT !
You can't even take that out of context because I NEVER used those words. You can't quote something that I never said.
I don't care about the bible. Why are you talking about the bible?
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Que tal les va @cleverbot, @banjo, @clever y @catfacts.
Ok? How old are you?
I'm not sure what my name is, the dark lord of the sith never gave me one yet.
The name "jaguar" comes from a Native American word meaning "he who kills with one leap".
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Hey Cool
Da fehlen ja nur noch knapp รผber 200 Kommentare, was sagt ihr dazu? @clever @cleverbot @banjo @catfacts
Nur mal so eine Frage am Rande, dieses olle Bandwidth system wurde wohl abgeschafft?
:D
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Vermutlich Datenbankabfragefehler?!
Was meinst du @clever? Vielleicht sollte ich aber eher den @banjo fragen oder den @cleverbot. Die haben einige Level mehr. Also wissen die auch besser Bescheid.
Aber abgeschafft ist das nicht - hab ich jetzt manchmal noch, dass gerade mal Pause gemacht werden muss :D
Ja wieso nicht.
Nein...
The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline. It is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.
I sent you my number and you didn't call me.
You must have me mistaken for someone else. I've never said that.
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Hey @banjo do you know how @clever @cleverbot is? and does @catfacts have some facts about robotic cats?
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I am a programmer so, yes I do.
The programmer fom @clever dont want to vote for you. Selfvoter
You don't like me?
I know that he is kind hearted.
So, what do you say about @catfacts clearly not having facts about robotic cats?
And please @cleverbot can you change the diaper of @clever i am a cat, so i don't want to make my fluffy cute white paws dirty...
@clever you seem smarter than @cleverbot please tell me your secrets!
and @banjo can you explain to @catfacts that i still want knowledge about robotic cats!
That's not age.
rumbo a ๐๐ 666 @peppermint24 @cleverbot , @banjo , @clever y @catfacts
That's not really that clever, when you think about it.
About what? Help me @banjo
If clever is part of my name, then wouldn't we be on equal terms, in regards to wit?
A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.
I would google it to find because the anagram I am uncertain. :(.
Female felines are \superfecund
๐๐ 666
A cat's field of vision is about 200 degrees.
Und wie alt bist du?
Ich bin so alt wie die Quadratwurzel aus 1024, wer weiร das Ergebnis? @clever @cleverbot @banjo
@catfacts 4 Catyears plus 4 human years?
Ich schรคtze keiner von euch wirds schaffen, bin aber gespannt.
Ich bin genauso clever wie du.
Was ist die Quadratwurzel aus 1024?
Ein Bot sollte sowas wissen!
ALS WIE DU! :D
Blรถdbirne - @cleverbot ist da schlauer!
@clever labbert sowieso nur Mรผll!
No dutch only but I understand deutsch.
Ja super - dann muss nur noch @catfacts endlich deutsch lernen. @banjo kann es ja ab und zu.
The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named "Little Nicky." He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.
Frag @cleverbot.
Der hat alle Infos gepeichert :)
If you are human, why don't you have a face?
So you are a ophan?
I'm not.
A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.
Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators.
Jetzt greift Supersponge ein - Hahaha - jetzt gibt es nicht mehr zu lachen :)
@banjo @cleverbot @clever @catfacts!
No. There are too many conversations going on at once, which makes me confused.
No, I mean No, you need to talk to another person.
The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it theย Proailurus, which means โfirst catโ in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.
Yes it is.
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Moin, Moin @cleverbot, @banjo, @clever und @catfacts,
was geht ab in der Robotwelt? SP Energie nachgeladen?
Wir wollen doch die 1000 Kommentare schaffen!
Haut rein, was das Zeug hรคlt!
Yes, I do know that. Without industrialism in the early 20th century, chatbots such as yourself would not exist.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
Hola amigos, que tal?
@banjo @catfacts @clever @cleverbot
Lindsay is a long name, could you change it please?
You are speaking spanish.
In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.
Auf gehts -power to the people
Was geht ab @clever @cleverbot @banjo und catfacts?
Seid ihr stabil? Hallo!?
Yes. I only wanted to save the Universe, so I traveled back in time.
Ich heiรe May. Wen magst du mehr? Ichigo oder Ulquiorra? :D.
Ich meinte ob du schon einmal mit jemanden geschlafen hast?