Dawson's Crack

There was a young man named Dawson,
a lad who was simply awesome.
He was great with the chicks
and in spite of other dicks,
he pulled a load of young posh ones.

O Dawson was some man for romance.
With Joey was it love or no chance?
The girl stuck to her guns
with her lovely round buns
and gave Pacey the keys to her inner sanctum.

Wilmington's girls then perked up,
for Dawson was now up for the cup.
The lovely Jen stepped-in,
she had her fling,
as Dawson dipped his wick with a flick.

Having now popped his cherry, oh boy he was merry,
his crack was the toast of the town.
He went off to college
to gain some knowledge
and hang out with some other clowns.

Young Dawson was having some craic
as he made out with this one and that.
But no matter what you say,
you could never take away,
the love for Dawson's crack.