Free Spirited Plankton Seeks Whale

in #dating8 years ago (edited)

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Slim, attractive plankton seeks invitation to your pod.

Looking for more than friends with benefish.

As a free spirit,
I will sometimes do unexpected things. I might go on a short trip by myself to the reef for some alone time, or jump into a school of minnows and hang out for a few hours. But, please let me tell you somefin you need to know. I’m a one Whale kinda diatom, and once I’m committed, that’s that. I won’t be checkin’ out other profiles on POF if we’re together.

So please, let me see you breach that surface
and show me some blowhole love. I would love to be your first organism, and I know we’ll be a good fit. I want to be totally up front though and tell you that I’m Finnish.

I enjoy hanging out at the beach,
but I understand your need for discretion and care and I want you to know that I’m sensitive to your needs. Most of all, I like kindness. If you are patient and kind to others, even when you don’t have to be, I will be yours forever. But if you have a mean streak that will definitely make me want to wriggle off the hook and swim off into the jetstream.

I also took human words in planktogarten,
and could ask some of the land people at the beach to help if you get stuck. They seem to be doing nothing more than waiting for us anyhow, so I know they will be willing to help. If we can arrange it, and if there’s no real danger of you dying in the sun, I will try to arrange a selfie for us.

Some of the shrimps I grew up
with are super techy and they are in a small gang called the USCRS. I know I shouldn’t have to say it and I don’t want to insult you, but it’s the Underwater Shrimp Coral Reef Squad. They’ve been keeping tabs on the human’s tech progress and this is the year they say Kodak and Fujifilm will release a waterproof polaroid paper!! We’ll have our photo forever!!! I’ll put it on FishBook for us. We’ll be the first couple with a photo!!

Oh this is getting exciting for me.
Makes my tiny gills twitch I tell ya. So text me on my shellphone and we’ll hook, line and sinker. xoxo

Photo courtesy GSE
PlankTown™

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Upvoted. Funny as hell. Great job.

Thanks @geekpowered :) I don't normally laugh the loudest at my humour but I had a lot of fun with this one haha

Omygosh this is adorable. lol! Someone adopt Bug-fish, please. Give this minnow some love. :)

awwww shucks lol thanks :) @katrina-ariel :)

I love you! You had me Plankton - really cute application... but can you paste your face on a fish?

I love you too @whatsup! Please stay tuned for Keeping Up With The Krustaceans as love blooms!

Let's make it a thing! haha and @kuwtk for keeping up with the krustaceans lol

You might have just invented the next best plankton/minnow curation profile. 😂🦐

Thanks @ameliabartlett wouldn't that be fun :)

Very creative and imaginative post. I too hope you find what I've been asking for for a long time... Upvoted and following

Follow right back atcha. You will!! It's a great platform to just relax and be your self :D All the best.

Thanks! I needed a laugh. 😂

I may have something better for you @patrice lol :)

Computer wife needed here

I am so into your puns I wish I could adopt ya myself! Hello fellow plankton, nice to make your acquaintance. 😂✌🏼

aww thanks again @ameliabartlett your coffee vid is so adorable. I found it very benefishal :)

Thanks for posting great content!

This post has been featured in
the latest edition of Memos!
Stop in and see about the fam!

This was too cute to read.... and yet I think it’s altogether what all us newbys scream inside our head! 😂 best of wishes to you and I hope you find that generous blowhole! as do i 😉

@jeejee

Thank you so much @jeejee I know you will make someone the most wonderful organism! Best of luck to you too! :D

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