School palava

HEADMASTER: how much is passport photograph for children?

PHOTOGRAPHER: the price for the passport is N100 per child

HEADMASTER: No, the pupils are 500 in number, so we are paying N50

PHOTOGRAPHER: ok no problem sir, you can pay N50 each since they are many

HEADMASTER: class teacher go & inform the pupils that they should bring N150 each tomorrow for the passports.

CLASS-TEACHER: ok sir, i will inform them right away

CLASS-TEACHER: Good day pupils, you are all to come with N200 tomorrow for passports.

PUPIL: Mummy we were asked to bring N300 for passport at school

MUMMY: Father, your son was asked to come to sch with N500 passport fee tomorrow.

FATHER: OOH My God. BUHARI make things costly day by day, including education. We have said it, this man is wicked.