Honest Hallmark Cards

I intend to do a full series of these "Honest Hallmark" meant to be funny, but promising to be dark and probably offensive. Here's the first. More follow. Please stay tuned. :)

Get well soon. Hospitals smell and those flowers you're holding are the second mortgage on my house I had to take out to pay for them at the boutique. No pressure.

All my love,
Tina

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