Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school?
A: Because they're all in HIGH school
Q: What do you call an apple pie getting high in Mcdonalds?
A: A baked apple pie.
Q: What did the stoners girlfriend say?
A: If I can't marry a dude, i'll Mary Jane
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