Unequal brothers

"I am a sorcerer, and you are my brother."
"You will put me in a hole!"
"Are you my brother and you are not happy?"
"Ask your mother!"

"Okay, so you're a soldier."
"I've always played for a lady!"
"Are you a soldier and you are not happy?"
"Ask your mother!"

"I came up with an acrobat".
"I do not want this shame!"
"Acrobat - and you are not happy?"
"Ask your mother!"

Disclaimer: I just found these in my library. I do not have the rights to them,
I just them and decided to share them with you.