As a child, my favorite book was Stuart Little. It was a magical story about a mouse/person/thingy, dealing with life in the world of people and overcoming insurmountable odds. It was heartwarming and inspiring. Then they made that bullshit CGI pile of horsecock with Michael J. Fox as the voice of the cuntrat that raped my childhood. Fuck that movie, fuck that rat, and fuck fucking puppies. Fuck Gena Davis, Hugh Laurie, Nathan Lane, Chazz Palminteri, Steve Zahn, David Alan Grier, Jennifer Tilly...

OMG. The Redwall series by Brian Jaques was AWESOMESAUCE!