Brainy Cunt

Brainy Cunt owned a magic 8 ball that they liked to drop. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

Brainy Cunt looked for a vibrator to cuddle. It might have been an extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

Brainy Cunt desperately desired a set of lego that they would often break. This seems to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing to select.

Brainy Cunt carried a sponge that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item chosen.

Brainy Cunt desperately looked for a melon that they would often smash. This seems a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to opt for.

Brainy Cunt desperately wanted a condom that they would insert somewhere. It was a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a condom having that done to it