Ugly Cunt

Ugly Cunt desperately desired a hat that they would drop. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to select.

Ugly Cunt searched for a piece of paper that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. A piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Ugly Cunt desperately desired a sponge that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

Ugly Cunt desperately needed a stapler to eat. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was selected.

Ugly Cunt carried a wig to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly new activity, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing opted for.

Ugly Cunt needed a pen to cuddle. It is a surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to opt for.