When Google Auto-Complete Becomes A Cultural Barometer Of Peak Sexual-Liberation
If the results from Google auto-complete are any indication, America, you have a problem with impulse control.
Now, I know the CDC has already tried to tell us about this problem...
...and perhaps I'm just salty from an hour spent flagging child porn...
...but I was hoping if I hit enter and scrolled down the outlook would get better.
It's no wonder those conservative types are always yammering about de-funding Planned Parenthood...they've monopolized the Google rankings for generic question stems!
Sources: CDC, Google, Eclectablog
Copyright: The Simpsons
Hm... when I type "where can I get" Google only gives me "cat treats" and "depends undergarments." Apparently, Google finds you more interesting. 😃
Hmm, Google seems to think you are an aging spinster who lives with several cats named Emily Dickinson.
Google seems to think I'm some sort of professional sex worker.
That's crazy. smh. lol. You know back in the day i thought Googl'es search engine was soo much more powerful. I think it's dumbed down quite a bit. Do you remember you could cache your words. That way your words appeared in a certain color so they would catch your attention if it was in relation to what you had initially looked up?
" I think it's dumbed down quite a bit. "
What we might be seeing here is simply the fact that now, everyone in the US uses Google. That wasn't true a decade ago.
As a result, the search results have reached the "lowest common denominator".
You said it.
This catfish writes that he raped a child. That, apparently, did not deter the onslought (onslut?).
Full Size: http://imgur.com/1BFt50j
Yep, I think I saw that perusing Reddit. I can't help but find the Tinder Reddit to be rather hilarious sometimes.
This one was more of a bummer, though.
I wish I could say I was surprised....
For scientific purposes, I Googled "Penis" and was greeted by this gem.
The Many Different Kinds of Penises You May Encounter in Your Lifetime
This is the kind of thing that ought to be less click-worthy.
...and yet, I clicked it.
Sadly, it wasn't as bad as I hoped it would be.
It really wasn't.
Although I wish they had used drawings with a bit more pizazz, like in Superbad.
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