Barkeep, Pls Moonshine For All!

Have you seen the cryptomarkets these days? It's a new gold rush happening right now, nobody really knows what is the real value of any cryptocurrency, it's all one big speculation on one promising technology. It might seem easy to earn money here, but one must remember that the whole market can turn upside down any day now, remember china? It's a literal digital wild wild west today and don't be too surprised if a stray bullet hits you.

To succeed in these waters one might need:

1. Balls made of steel.
2. Backup balls.
3. Very early entry.
4. Experience in trading.
5. Cocaine.
6. Gambling mindset.
7. Getaway car.

There is a tension in the air tonight boys and girls.