Journeyman's Cryptocurrency Trading Quotes

"If it's going up, that's good,"


"Everything is a ponzi,"


"You don't have to know how to read charts, just say 'hodl' a lot,"


"Whatever coin you think is going to moon next, it's the other one,"


"Private keys are not something you keep in your underwear drawer,"


"Every exchange can be hacked. What makes you think your computer is secure?"


"Shit coins are easier to make than a fried omelette,"


"The bubble burst in 2009,"


"Germany is paying people to use excess power on the grid. Go mine there,"


"Being a cryptocurrency trader won't get you laid. Unless she accepts Sexcoin,"


"If I had to choose between @Azzurra92 and @o0Pepper0o, my dick would split down the middle,"


"If it's going down, that's bad. But only until it starts going up again,"