Coinbase frozen again!

When money is to be made, Coinbase is frozen yet again. I am in limbo waiting for my intangible coin to be less intangible.
Ethereum is locked up on a remote pending island. How long have people been waiting on average? All I hear from others is how they made tons of money! I am just in it to back the future of currency and I want to see my hard earned fiat put to good use. Someone please leave me some comments with personal stories. I have a trading raincloud over my head right now and I believe in continuous improvment so I could learn from your lessons learned.