I'll rise from the dead, wipe away the mounds of dust and use my ghastly appearance to scare the bitcoin out of people! I'll wear a shirt that says "for only 1 satoshi, I promise not to stalk you like the zombies in MJ's Thriller".

Of course, by that time 1 satoshi will be enough money to buy a decent house and a brand new set of furniture and appliances to fill it up with.

Guess I'll be a really wealthy zombie!