Which of you turbo virgins wants some free Stellar Lumens?
Coinbase is giving away $10 of Stellar Lumens to new and existing users, who can stop milking themselves while watching hentai and incest porn for long enough to answer 5 silly quiz questions. You can just skip pretty much all of the videos, unless you like to masturbate to informational things. Then I guess I just hooked you up with a new video for your fetish. Anyways, if you use my referral link I get hooked up with some bonus lumens myself, so I would greatly appreciate it. You know, so I can sell them and then purchase a new batch of krokodil for myself. There's limited spots (4 in total), so if it doesn't work for you I'm sorry and perhaps we can work out a deal where I show you the way of being an elite gamer on Apex Legends/Fortnite/Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
Or, you could cash out and use the money to power up some STEEM. PAL, or whatever the fuck coin you want to hodl under your nutsack. Oh, and for anyone who actually likes to read my stuff, I'm working on a bunch of different posts, so keep an eye out for those you soggy bois.
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