CryptoPoetry: 'Twas The Night Before Chainsplit
Lots of traders were stirring, converting their change
Bitcoin was bid to the chimney no care,
Not a creature could scare us; not even a bear.
We'll be selling it quick and watching it crash.
Try split the network we'll see who laughs last,
Remember Eth classic fell flat on its arse.
viaBTC can go suck a cock
I'll take your free coins so don't get me wrong;
Be selling them quick: moar fuel for my bong
and poor Haipo Yang will be proven a cunt
So whatever you do, when your coin splits in two
Remember the second is nothing but poo
Don't be that guy left holding the shit
You'll have smelly hands and wreck all your plans
So flush bitcoin crap as quick as you can
(pixabay)
Legal disclaimer: This is a vulgar poem, not investment advice. If you get your investment advice from vulgar poems, you are an idiot.
Team Aus footer by the amazing @bearone
I rarely truly "feel" anything I see on any social network....this is that one occasion. Thanx!
Not investment advice!!! Hahaha. Anyone who uses this as investment advice should lose their money! Love it!
It's all for the lulz, it's all for the lulz
An excellent, and poetic, description of the next 24 hours :)
It may not be investment advice, but I think it's rather sound myself.
Perhaps you should try this with all of your posts? ;)
Me too hahaha
While I very much enjoyed this poem, I think I like your disclaimer the best.
Hey man, you should be a poet! Bullbtc for today,yeah!
Glad to connect too. #minnowbooster
Ha Ha what a great witty and funny poem,it just shows poetry doesn't have to be serious,it can be funny also.
Thanks for sharing,well done.
lol thanks makro
Great one my man :)
You sure good in a lot of things and this is no exception.
I can't believe i converted this into rap, and really did like how they rhythm
Thanks Bania, I actually posted a few of my older spits a month or so ago. Give them a geez https://steemit.com/teamaustralia/@bulleth/as-requested-a-couple-of-my-aussie-hip-hop-tracks-from-a-few-years-ago
Great one man, i just checked it out and all i can say is that you are a good rapper and great to have these tracks as record of what life use to be before you found another meaning of life.
@bulleth, you might consider writing some more vulgar poems in future. You've really got some talent for it :)
(Anyways I will just watch and let other people click click click to dumb their sh*** quick :D)
Got to give the people what they want I guess lol
I´m waiting for it :P
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STOPVery good post. . Upvote
Cheers bud