Ravi Technical the Money Guru (Hindi)

in #cryptocurrency7 years ago

A lazy snoozy chillaxed trackie bottom slob
sitting in a bed
savouring a Siacoin price prediction film
from an Indian accented NoSubsTuber
called Ravi Technical the Money Guru (Hindi)

Theres no like spike, no comments, no nothing, nada.
Just a pixelated SIA sign, angled and arial in green
with an English voiceover
in an accent so thick it might as well be syrup.

It’s reassuring info still,
a dollar in a year, we’ll take that.
We’ll lock in on that,
THATS WHAT I WANT TO HEAR!
HODL
….or something….
LOL

A throat clearing urgently

• Update •

A new crack peels back.
The retinal ring burn from squinting hard at new news
THIS IS WHY:

  1. HARD FORK
  2. COIN BURN
  3. ATOMIC SWAPS
  4. ANOTHER COIN BURN
  5. MINING ASIC INTER-CHAIN

#Siacoin #sc
to
the
moon! Buy now! Buy More! says reassuring syrupy Indian NoSubsTuber Ravi Technical the Money Guru
(Hindi)

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