Star Wars Crypto Trading #11
While often the custom for a narrator to remain the detached, prescient non-person of the story, in this case i must admit its a bit more like the court stenographer than anything else. I was in Obi-wan's parent's basement with him to witness what i'm going to share with you, from what i remember of it. So now i invite you once more to be the fly on the wall. We were together there, having a few Pabst Blue Ribbons, when his father came down.
Jeff: There will never be another Bitcoin.
Narrator: That's too bad, because i didn't even know about Bitcoin till last year.
Jeff: Have you been in a cave?
Narrator: It just slipped by me somehow.
At this point Jeff's dad was half way down the stairs and interrupted.
Jeff's Dad: There's another.
Jeff: What?
Jeff's Dad: There's always something new to hope in if you're around long enough. That's what I've learned.
Narrator: What about hoping in being around long enough to find something to hope in?
Jeff: What?
Narrator: Then you'd have something even if you die and miss the next Bitcoin.
Jeff: To hope in. But that's worthless.
Jeff's Dad: I just mean, there's always something else. Don't get stuck on any one thing. Be ok with letting go. Because then you're open to something new.
Narrator: You really ARE like Yoda.
Jeff: I told you.
Jeff's Dad: I created Yoda.
Narrator: What?
Jeff: Here we go.
Jeff's Dad: There's no "here we go" to this. Its true. George and I both went to the same Junior College in Modesto.
Jeff: But I've read about where the idea for Yoda came from and its not--
Jeff's Dad: That's all bullshit. It was the 60s. Look, i took some LSD. Before anyone really knew anything about that in Modesto. I was ahead of my time there.
Narrator: Its hard to find real LSD now. I think its all made in China for some reason.
Jeff's Dad: this was real. Believe me. And when i started peaking i couldn't talk normal anymore. I talked like Yoda. "The bong at George where is, hmm?" That's how it came out of my mouth. "I want to go to bed but I also want not to go to bed. Herh herh herh." We were all laughing hysterically. I went on like that for at least an hour, or whatever. I.. lost all sense of time.