Star Wars Crypto Trading

From his parents basement, chatting online, sits Obi-Wan, famed trader of traders, but with a past full of mistakes, where he followed his emotions into trouble, again and again. This was worlds away from Master Yoda, who through much training and dispassionate reason, had learned to control his mind so many years ago, before the internet even existed, in the Dark Ages.
And now we look in on Obi-Wan as he chats with his new disciple, Luke Skywalker. Luke might even be a girl. or he might be a fat 15 year old pre-diabetic. nobody will ever know. He might even be Obama.

Obi-Wan: Luke, don't mistakes i did. follow your reason. don't be swayed by your emtions, which will turn you this way and that, sending you from exchange to exchange, following every whim and paying too much in fees during the process. and above all, DON'T TURN TO THE DARK SIDE.

Luke: What's the dark side?

Obi-Wan: That's when you chase the quick money. when you become obsessed with the quick gains. You might even find yourself doing things like pumping your token with some bullshit claims on reddit, or steemit. Damn those fuckers to hell.

Luke: I need to double my money after losing on my last gamble though.

Obi-Wan: It would be better for you to be a pole dancer at a gay bar, than turn to the dark side.

Luke: But there's a new Ethereum ICO out that hasn't pumped yet...

Obi-Wan: What's the name? I'll check it on Coinmarketcap.