Love/Hate relationships: Blockfolio

Today: HATE

I wrote in the past about the importance of Blockfolio's notifications if you wanna trade. It's important to have instant information when a coin hits a value or goes under a certain value. That makes sense, right?
But then, after a long bear, after nights, weeks of non stop notification on my phone popping like crazy rabbits trying to eat their way out of the madhouse I turned the off.
Yeah, I DID!

Notifications: OFF.

Goodnight, sweet price! I finally could breath. No, not gonna lie, I felt a bit like a hyprocrite, I praised those notification like the second coming. I was the prophet of Blockfolio. I asked, everywhere I went:
Do you have a moment to talk about trading savior: Blockfolio?

Then I turned it off.
BOOM!

Not gonna lie: I felt liberated!.
Wake up in the morning; no notifications!
Best part? The world did not fall without them. No, sir! I open it, the coins were all there with their values. I just did now know what those were until I opened it.

Good deal! I got my freedom back, ladies and gents!
Yes, I DID!

I got. it. back.

No more stopping my Netflix in the middle of the most important part to sell a shitcoin.
No more, can't go out for a drink cause I migth need to trade this, just look at this graph.
No more sleeping like on the front. Wakeing up in the middle of the night like: HUHUUHUHUH!! Picking up my phone and stare at it, heart beating fast. What happened? I heard from next to me.
"Nothing...nothing happened..." I stare into the dark of my bedroom, phone clutched into my hand like it's the only thing real left in this cold goddamn universe.
Then..beep: notification.

NO MORE OF THAT!

Thank you!

It was a period of bliss, serenity, yoga, meditation, talking a rational and deep discourse about crypto. I was calm cause really, I had not clue what was going on. Like, was anything pumping or dumping or? Who knew? Not me, I haven't open Blockfolio in a week. Do I even have the app?!

Oh, those days were the best. The hate kept me away and it was like I bought the most valuable coin possible:TIME!.

Then, one day, I was talking about a shitcoin with a friend and he said the price was "xx".
"xx?!"
"Yeah, man, what?..."

SHIT. I realized that I've been fooling myself. I wasn't serene and calm and above the noice of men.
Hell no.
I was out of the game.
Out of touch.
Outdated.
Fish.

I opened the app...

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