CRYPTO - MY NEW GIRLFRIEND | VALENTINE DAY SPECIAL | CRYPTO VS GIRLFRIEND

Hey Guys, do you believe that crypto is the best thing happened in your life, well I believe the same, so today in this occasion of valentine day - the day of love, I will list 11 reasons why crypto is better than any girlfriend you had? And why it is my love for this valentine?

1.Crypto is easy to get, while girlfriend is not, you have to go through fire and water to make a girl your girlfriend. Maximum time you will find yourself in friend zone. 😂

2.You never have to choose one type of crypto so you can pretty much live a polygamous life without any problem. 😎

3.Managing girlfriend requires a lot of time ( you have to pick her up, go to dates, have late night talks etc.) while managing crypto don't require your much time. 😊

4.Crypto will never ever cheat you. 😤

5.Crypto will help you earn money while your will only help you in spending your money ( in mobile recharges, dining out, shopping, gifts etc.) 🤑

6.When your girlfriend feels down you feel like your entire world had turned black and white ( since you get no kisses, hugs, always have to listen her nag etc.) while if crypto is down then it will early christmas for you ( as you can increase your holdings by buying more at less price).

7.You can predict the change in crypto market but you can never predict the change in a girl's mood.

8.Your desire for crypto never burns out, you will always think about having more crypto. 🤤

9.With crypto you will never have to deal with your girlfriend's emotional breakdowns and petty problems.

10.Crypto will never judge you while your girlfriend will always judge you and your taste.

11.Crypto will always be there with you.

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