How To Make 2 Million Dollars By Paraphrasing the White Paper - Nice Whale, Much Upvote

In this article, I am going to teach you how to make money by taking The Holy White Paper, moving some words around and explaining something that has been explained a bajillion times. Are you ready to make some money?

Step 1: Print Out the White Paper

Instead of having to switch back and forth between this post and the White Paper, it is easier to produce your article this way. After all, if you aren't going to produce original content, you might as well put in as little effort as you possibly can.

Step 2: Copy and Paste

As you peruse the White Paper, select the longest paragraphs. Copy and paste those paragraphs directly into your article. This makes your article look longer, and because some of these paragraphs are fairly complex, it will also increase your SteemIQ!

Step 3: The Paraphrasing

Take those paragraphs and do your best job of dumbing them down so that they boil down to two sentences or less. If you are feeling really ambitious, you can do the opposite and inflate them to make yourself sound more intelligent.

Step 4: Add Platitudes

Make sure to sprinkle in some overused sayings, such as, "there's no such thing as a free lunch", "money doesn't grow on trees", or "anarcho-capitalism is the best form of government".

Step 5: Add Diagrams

For this part you just have to draw a square or circle, add some intersecting lines, maybe even do a bar graph of some sort. The information in the diagram is irrelevant. The important thing is that it's there.

Step 6: Add Some Form of the Steemit Logo

This part is crucial! Somewhere (preferably in multiple places), your article must feature some sort of image that contains those three squiggly lines. If you do not do this, your article is certainly doomed.

Step 7: Add Tags

For tags, steemit, steem, steempower, sbd, blockchain, cryptocurrency, bitcoin, economics, worldpeace, barneythepurpledinosaur are all excellent choices. You need to make sure to use tags that have the most generic references to Steem and a few that have zero relevance to the topic. Cover all of your bases.

Step 8: Submit Post

This is important. You would think it's self-explanatory but you need to put common sense items like this in a how-to. It inflates your word count and makes you look wiser.

Step 9: Ignore the 2-Hour Rule on Steemit.chat

This rule is for other articles, not yours. Your article should be posted at a minimum of every 30 minutes.

Step 10: Post Your Article In Every Comment You Make

Other people's posts are there for your advertisement purposes. They are putting these articles together so that you can hollaback at @berniesanders @smooth and @bottymcbotface.

Step 11: Rinse and Repeat

It is important that when your initial article is done trending, you follow up with another article that is only slightly different. Give it 48 hours and then hit em with your next shot. They probably didn't notice your article the first 21 times, and you will almost definitely get upvoted again.

Conclusion

I hope this article is helpful and shows you how to make money while avoiding putting any effort into the process. Please let me know if you have any other questions, and stay tuned for my next article, "Top 10 Ways to Explain the White Paper".

Important Disclaimer

I do not claim any responsibility for downvotes/flags/reputation damage caused by following this advice. In addition, in case you did not pick up on the satirical tone of this article, I am not - in any way, shape, or form - even remotely serious. I will remind you of this fact when you inevitably decide to pitch a fit in the comments section.