XXXDeathbyFartsXXX - 2 years ago
I just called 1-888-328-2518 and told them I was a Midichlorian addict and needed help to kick. They told me the closest medical clinic with a Midichlorian detox program was on Naboo, but that they don't take my insurance. (Jedicare) Guess I'll have to go back out to the mean streets of Tatooine turning tricks for credits...
Captain Rhodes - 5 months ago
Yo, fellow Jedi. Why don't you just use your lightsaber to kill people for money? I do that, and my Midichlorian count hasn't dipped below ten thousand since like 1999.
Captain Rhodes - 5 months ago
Yo, fellow Jedi. Why don't you just use your lightsaber to kill people for money? I do that, and my Midichlorian count hasn't dipped below ten thousand since like 1999.