Your FAQs cracked me up. Birthday hugs comin' your way! As for the pictures, they tell a story I've seen too much of, having lived in New Orleans for a couple of winters (and having the name Katrina)... I hope the water recedes and that the people affected have help. Nature is powerful, and she'll keep doing her thing. We humans need to find ways to live in harmony with her. Much love, you funny, talented, amazing person, you!