I have to admit to reading this and not knowing it was nonsense! It was actually pretty funny and good and hindsight says it is perfectly nonsensical, but, I wanted it to work.
You really did well on this and it isn't easy being cheesy or nonsensical. You nail them both.
Good luck!
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Thank you very much! I'm hoping I cna remember one of my more bizarre dreams next time to write about.