Words... Fucking words, after spending the whole weekend colouring this thing, my goddamn hand is stuck in the shape of the mouse, my index finger wanting to click every 3 seconds. Things I could have done instead:

• Learnt a new programming language
• Built a website
• Written some bullshit story
• Watched a new series
• Murdered someone, and dispose of the body with time to spare

Things I did not want to do...

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Ok, so yeah I am a sucker for punishment and someone is unfortunately still alive - that is your opinion whether being alive is fortunate for some, or that someone being alive is fortunate for me.

So just to be clear this is a thingy for a thingy that @mandelsage has over on his thingy where he has colourful thingies that look quite pretty and he hopes you buy his thingy so you can also make colourful thingies that may or may not look good. At least you can tell a friend, "Hey look at my thingy," and your friend will reply "Is it supposed to be purple like that?"

So for this specific thingy, you can also tell your friend that being purple is an integral part of winning you some pity votes. And since nothing should be that particular shade of purple, you can tell your story over at @comedyopenmic so we can all have a good laugh at your misfortune and give you a few more pity votes.

My thingy

I tried thinking of a better term than thingy but it is just so descriptive. Have I blamed this thingy for enough yet? If not please add a few suggestions so I can waste time agreeing to them and blame this thingy on wasting time answering comments related to it.

Mangey mutt, that is about right. Takes over everything, so fucking needy but hey it is your mutt and damned be the one who tries to hurt it. That is not how I feel about any work I do, so feel free to rip my "colouring" apart, I have never understood holier than thou bullshit attitudes people have about their work. You, like it? Then wtf is the problem?

Oh my, but he said...

She said my dick is too small. My hand tends to disagree.

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Mandelsages Colouring Contest - Whaleshares

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That was it, the whole fucking weekend spent making that thing. A 1gb photoshop file later, and at least 2 major crashes. Although I think the crashes have to do with me uninstalling quite a few c++ redistributable libraries and my firewall software since something was putting my audio/video out of sync when streaming.

I am not really sure which did what but to install CorelDraw I require a proper firewall with fine-grained control because those little bitches are so obsessed with licensing. Honestly, I am in Africa mofos you need to just give me the software already or I will starve or something. Will you? Give it to me?

Hard. Is how I would describe colouring this not Mandela thing. If it was Mandela obviously that is simple, I just add dark brown one would almost say black - Bring it pussy face, say some shit - You don't tell me what colour my thingy is or is not, I am far too jaded to deal with someone who sees the world in black and white. I don't tend to say vote my shit but...

Gimme that green, baaaaaybee!!