All of you are insane ...

All of you are crazy, and I mean it. I'm not just saying it. I'm not saying "some" of you are crazy - not even "most" of you. But all of you. You walk around, staring at your devices, walking on sidewalks covered in blood and puss and vomit and sadness ... and you ignore it ... because you're crazy.

Sure ...

My accusations sound crazy ... but are they?

I might be on to something, is what I say - so I'm giving myself first prize in the analysis of "crazy" and deciding that I'm both SANE and capable of tossing the rest of you into the INSANE category. And that's just sound reasoning ...

... and happy Friday ...