I kinda get the idea. It's like those who use toilet paper, they really need to use it because they don't finger themselves. We, who literally don't give a flying fuck, with a bidet and finger, we'll be able to sustain without toilet paper.

On the contrary, those who wipe their ass with toilet paper, probably practice pull out, hence they need even more toilet paper. And we, who finger probably practice did it, tied it up and throw it and therefore we ran out of rubbers. Don't you think? ROTFFLMFAO

toilet paper - wipe ass - pull out
bidet - finger - tie it up and throw

#nsfw