Monday: More coronaviruses but with a twist.
Hey! it's Monday MoFo!
"The Whole Plot"
"The Facts & Reflections"
«-While sitting on the edge of the bed-»
Of course! What are you waiting for MoFo?
Grab your mobile phone immediately and call the office to report that you are sick. Or tell them that the members of the condominium board of your building suddenly subjected you all to quarantine. Or something!!
Or I dunno. Just invent quickly something credible and creative without awaken you too much, so that then it won't costs you a ball to resume your dream where you left it. Simply take advantage of the current buzzword.
And don't forget it. ¡Coronavirus! ¡Coronavirus! And take care to sound so convincingly contagious on the phone, that they immediately agree that you should stay home with paid salary, but that not even as a fucking joke are you gonna think in put a damn foot in the office.