JUST JOKING - Enter your joke NOW and win SBD! (MUST BE A VIDEO TO QUALIFY)
@Vocalists-Trail's new contest Just Joking is a new weekly event, where comedians can share their jokes by creating videos every week and have the chance to win some SBD.
BRING ON THE LAUGHS!
HOW TO ENTER:
1- UPVOTE & RESTEEM this POST
2- FOLLOW @Vocalists-Trail
3- CREATE A VIDEO of your joke
WHAT YOU MUST SAY AT THE START OF YOUR VIDEO:
"This is for Vocalists Trail Joke Contest...."
4- Create a new steemit post and link it in the comments below
TOP VOTED POST WINS
PRIZE: 10 SBD
Entries close 30th July
(We encourage people to keep it PG rated, the only rule is not be discriminative or explicit)
Have fun and get your entry in ASAP so people can start voting.
Votes and comments are counted on this post and individuals entry posts, so be sure to get people to come and vote here in the comments below as well as on your post!
Any questions, feedback or suggestions welcome!
( @WishMaiden )
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "they're right behind you."
This guy starts hitting on my girlfriend via texts and says:
Guy: When are you going to get rid of that looser you are going with so we can start our journey?
MyGirlfriend: We are just friends!
Guy: This so called friend of yours is getting in our way of happiness....
MyGirlfriend: No.... WE are just friends!
Guy: I feel like you are disrespecting me by being with this friend all the time.....
MyGirlfriend: Sorry you feel that way..... Good Bye....
Commentary... the guy is a clueless idiot..... well at least she is not talking to guys that she would actually consider leaving me for.....
Sweet Girlfriend he got.
-What do you call a Hawaiian guy with half his leg?-
-Not even Brah!-
....not even, brah! Hehe
hahaha!
Haha im loving it @vocalists-trail
Original joke here ///
How many millenials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Hold on let me google it...
I'm a mannequin!
Oh... it's not a joke, that's just me!
Steemitri the mannequin
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