Question Tag Contest Win 2SBD now

in #contest8 years ago

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Here is the tiny thing we would be doing.
You can call this a competition. Really, I still don't know the name to give to this but, note!
At the end of this, one person would win 2 SBD.

Really.
This would be some fun, no complications.
I don't need to draft anyone a compact epilogue about my honesty.
2 SBD is worth the kill but really, I would rather protect my dignity than lie about one chinko from Hongkong putting a padlock on my transfer SBD option.

Answer this simple question with your best reply.
Put in your reaction and make it so real like your left fingers got chopped off by the blades of a chopper (Like were you deaf to the chachachachachachachacha sound?)

Here are the rules!
Print it out, laminate it and hang it up a wall in your room.
This competition would come up every week and I might forget to redraft the rules.

  1. Before you write the comment in reply to the proposed question by me as an answer, write in front of it
    'My answer' so it can be identified.

  2. I would read through every comment that comes in 32 hours after the competition begins and the result will be 42 hours after.

  3. No need for upvotes on the comments. Just come around, be relaxed and watch people from my village pull the trigger on grammar since we are from the same village.
    (My English at times reads like a road leading to a forgotten village in Africa.)

HERE IS THE QUESTION!

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WHAT IF YOU MISTAKENLY TRANSFER 400 STEEM TO A WRONG ACCOUNT. (1.The account is unknown. 2. The account exist. 3. The account has not blogged before.)
WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WILL DO?

2 SBD for the craziest reply.
You could be very sarcastic.

I will be back after 42 hours to announce the winner.

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My Answer

Damn!

  1. I will first visit the toilet because the realization would destabilize my stomach.

  2. I will cry and pray simultaneously

  3. I will visit the toilet again.

  4. I will make a post about it and tag all the steemit whales.

  5. Then I will contact @ned for any possible solution

Where you put sense 😂😂😂😂

E de ur pocket😀😀

My answer:

  1. I will just keep my phone and cry eh.. Because all I will remember is how long it took me to get that steem and now within a twinkle of an eye.. It's gone.. I will cry eh, my eyes will get swollen
  2. I will call @samstickkz and give him chronicles of my lamentations and even if he should offer to help, I will still cry eh.. Because after that kind hard labour 🙉🙆🙆🙆.
  3. I will look for steemit control room contact... Send endless messages to them so I find corrective measures..
  4. Eh.. Food will not worry me anymore ..talk more of posting... Why will I post again... Just like that the money is off 🙊
  5. After all the consolation from friends.. I will just come online.. Narrate my ordeal and pray something happens. While still tackling that account.. Good thing the account exists... I must get it back eh..
    That kind rough play.. 🤔🤔🤔
    But then.. After this steady build up on steemit.. Pray it doesn't happen ooo

My answer;

Firstly,
-I would note the username
-Run the name against every search engines,there is.
-Find out the person's location
-Pack all my family members along to go and beg him or her.😢

Lastly, What would i be doing with 400 steem??😢😢
Even transferring ordinary 3 SBD,i do write down the username, then i type it back...letter for letter😂😂

Imagine trying to transfer to @honourmaus

Or @official-hord

MY ANSWER

  1. I would first wash my eyes with Bamboo water, it could be they(my eyes) are playing 'after-fter round 1..' With me
  2. I would run round Ondo State in search of an Exorcist. Hehe, the dead owner of that account must be revived ntori oloun..
  3. I would pinch myself to be sure it's not one of my silly dreams after a hot smoke of the weed again
  4. I would just carry wheelbarrow to my village square, kneel down and start begging the ancestral spirits for forgiveness
  5. I would spend the rest of that year in Pst. Adeboye's prayer camp.. Ah, my Steem must come back by fire by thunder... That's if I ever regain consciousness though, cause I normally would have fainted for like 62 different times

My answer

  1. I would refresh the page again to see if it's for real.
  2. I would feel faint and I will scream.
  3. I will jump on to the bed and cry hard.
  4. I will tell my sister to do something or contact someone
  5. I will not dare to open my account for a week and let my sister handle the rest.

MY ANSWER

#1. I will go straight to my bed,lay my bed sheet very very well,with good enthusiasm and sleep,to know maybe i am dreaming or its reality

#2.when i wake and i will check my transfer history and if its really true,you just have to shift to the right so that i will faint to the left.

#3.After i have faint finish,then the tears i have been keeping before i layed my bed and sleep,will now proudly come out fully and i will be checking my phone alongside maybe the tears will wash the new figure and bring back the original figures.

#4. thank God i know some people i have not talk to before e.g @ehiboss , @ogoowinner and genesisproject entirely,i will let them know and ask for solution,and if they say no solution about it,and also asking people who are not on steemit self,if their is a solution,but still no solution,haaaaa

#5.last time i checked,in our village charms are sold for #30 lasan lasan,then what i will see next is that the account is known,the account exist,the account has been blogging since 1997,and my wallet account is back to normal,800 STEEM instead of 400 STEEM will be their, thats what we call science,LOBATAN!!!!!!!!!!!

my answer

1.Firstly, I must follow that account as long as it exist. Even if no space for adding more follows I don't mind unfollowing surpassgoogle to join him

2.i will go to the group chat and confirm if his brother/sister is on genesisproject group. Buy him/her 500 recharge to give to the unknown so he can register sharp sharp, with the message "the lord is waiting for you"

3.I will go to top officials and plead that they approve that account and also help me with his email. If they do,Only 10 minute 7000 gospel messages go enter the guy email

4.I will make a post and title it bring back my SBD ,share it on television and radio station for daily announcement

5.Finally if all this doesn't work,i will go to T.B Joshua with all my properties ,and am not returning till my SBD return

Shit happens niyen o... If it happens to me, here is what I would likely do.

My answer

-I would try to confirm if it is a dream (you know all those crazy nightmares when the witches from your father's side want to get you)
-If it is confirmed, I would likely faint.
-When I wake up, I would start wishing I could turn back the arms of fate and while doing that, I would cry my eyes out (cry blood ni o)
-I would call my sister and mother (the prayer warriors in the house) to pray for me
-When I am calm, I would make a post on it to ask others on steemit, and tag the whales (that one is important). At least, some would know what to do.

Sorry, the numbers don't work on my lappy

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

My Answer

  1. I'll go dumb for some hours
  2. Bang my head against a few walls
    3.Let the blood inspire me to write a post about it
  3. Contact some high ranked steemians for help
    5.Pray the lucky son of a gun pops up from nowhere

This was crazy as well as fun. L.O.L

My answer

I will just say to myself that I am a very stupid person
I will pass gas and try to cordinate myself
I will give myself a big knock on the head for not been careful enough

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