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RE: RHYME BATTLE! Contest of Wit and Words
By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open up, my lovely wallet.
Shit, my keys fell down the toilet!
By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open up, my lovely wallet.
Shit, my keys fell down the toilet!
Oh for shame! How will you open doors now?
with so much talk of whalepigs and cows
and this thus with wet keys are we left
but its our humour that allows us to be deft.
To zag when they zig, and shimmy when they skip
@rhymebot is not distracted by such shit.
Our whitelisted ally, a mistress of wits
You'll never catch her upvoting those nits!
Those keys aren't gone,
They are just wet.
Here's a fishing rod,
You'll get those keys yet!