Welcome to unusual talent theater! THIS IS NOT A TRADITIONAL TALENT CONTEST. I do not want to see your beautiful singing voice or mad guitar skills (go enter #openmic!). I do not want to see your stand-up comedy act (go enter #comedyopenmic!). I want to see your unusual and weird talents!

Can you put your foot behind your head? Play Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida on a kazoo? Hula hoop like none other? Do an amazing dolphin impression?

Get weird! But don't be gross. Mmmkay, if I have nightmares, you are disqualified, y'all.

Up for grabs are two shares of @steembasicincome!

Step One: Make a post showcasing your unique talent.

Step Two: Put the link in the comments of this post.

Entries are accepted until this post pays out! Upvotes are super appreciated, but not required. But if you'd like me to be able to make bigger and better contests, minnowhood would be awesome. I'm just sayin'. Please let me reach minnowhood before my Steemiversary, cough cough. 😁

Let the weirdness begin!

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