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in #contest7 years ago

Here’s a silly one for you:
I once asked a librarian out on a date. She turned me down and in a very annoyed manner cleaned the crushed fruit off of the bottom of my shoe and rebuked me for bringing food into the library.

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Even sillier:
How many dates could a date date if a date could date dates?

Dates?! No, I'm pretty sure date don't date dates!

Perhaps not, but dates do have dates, don’t they? Like all of us they have dates with destiny.

And so goes the story... what's an ex? That they'll have Destiny's Child?

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