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@comedyopenmic "Joke Of The Day" Mystery Question: Win a $1.00 upvote for the funniest answer to this question: If Zintar Mortalis, StoneSplitter Orc, and Medusa were in a cage death-match fight together, who would come out alive and why?
StoneSplitter. ::rolling eyes::
I'm on to your trick question...
It's July, so of course, death stands for
Dare to
EAT
Hot stuff match
We all know how sensitive StoneSplitter's taste buds are, so...
between
EEK WOWZER HOLY COW WHEW ::That noise Chewbacca makes:: YIKES OH MAMA THAT IS ONE HOT SUMBITCH
Zintar Mortalis and Medusa died laughing!
@wizardave hahaha... very good Wizard! You are in serious contention for the prize... We will be awarding it soon ;)
This one is a 3 way tie! All 3 of you will win! Good job, and very funny! :)
Ho Ho Ho!!!
@wizardave yes, Christmas early ;)
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Cool! Thanks! Woohoo!!!
Round 1 :
Stonesplitter Orc comes out strong and tries to use brute force to dispose of his enemies. He swings his ax wildly and just misses Medusa. If the strike would of landed it would have likely took Medusa's head clean off. After the failed swing Stonesplitter makes the fatal mistake of looking into Medusa's eyes which puts him in a trance and into a stone like state. While Orc is stuck in this daze Zintar Mortailis quickly comes in for the kill and sends the Orc to his deathbed. Poor Stonesplitter, he never stood a chance vs these two.
Round 2
With Stonesplitter out of the way, Zintar and Medusa battle it out. Medusa tries her glaring stare on Zintar but the mask he is wearing shields him from her powers. Once Medusa realizes her powers won't work on Zintar she goes into panic mode and tries to slither her way to victory slashing her tail into Zintar in an effort to physically crush him. Medusa slowly begins to tire and now Zintar has the upper hand. Zintar generates all the power he can muster and creates a green like force that sends Medusa to her doom.
This one is a 3 way tie! All 3 of you will win! Good job, and very funny! :)
Awesome ... thanks again.
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Thanks !
@rentmoney very good :) We are just going through this now :)
Thanks !
@rentmoney of course... thank you for playing :)
StoneSplitter Orc quickly places himself between Zintar Mortalis and Medusa, thus blocking Medusa's stare at Zintar, raising his axe to keep an eye on Medusa and on Zintar, he waits, Zintar winds his spell up and throws his spell toward Stonesplitter, Stonesplitter drops to the mat, ZIntars spell sails over his body, to crash onto Medusa, to late Zintar see's his mistake and catches Medusa gaze just as his spell decapitated as he is slowly turning to stone. Seeing that Medusa's head is facing away from him Stonesplitter carefully retrieves the head and places it Zintars hands as he was slowly turning to stone, thus finishing the process. laugh at my shiny new axe will ya, well I hope you both enjoy your stony gaze he says as he raises his axe and focus's Medusa's own stare into her own eyes after Zintar is finished tuning to stone. Then after Medusa turns to stone he raises his axe, above his head, "I am Stonesplitter Orc, and now you shall truly learn of my name" as he raises his golden axe and split's the two asunder.
I love it @bashadow! Very creative and kept me wondering where you were going with it :) Awesome job!
@bashadow awesome... very good entry... We will be picking the winner soon :) 😎
This one is a 3 way tie! All 3 of you will win! Good job, and very funny! :)
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definitely, Zintar Mortalos wouldn't come out alive, cuz he's already death.
@jorgeddln lol... good point!
Of course will be the Medusa that come out alive, she will turn Zintar Mortalis to stone, StoneSplitter Orc seeing this couldnt resist to cut out Mortalis, and while doing that, Medusa will turn the Orc to stone too.
@paulomurilo good entry :)
The Medusa's Gaze is one of the most famous powers out there. Zintar Mortalis and Stonesplitter Orc both know this. In fact, they both know it and think it's unfair enough of a power that they work together to take her out first; Orc walks towards Medusa, eyes half-closed while swinging his axe wildly, Medusa squirms this or that way to attempt to get his gaze, Orc suddenly catches a glimpse of Medusa's body then, attracted, looks at Medusa's face and turns to stone.
Zintar Mortalis then stabs Medusa from behind with a cursed pointy stick and wins.
@motordrive good answer and we will be checking back with @comedyopenmic to see who they select soon! Thanks for the entry :)
In this case I don't think the strongest one will win, the clever one will. Medusa will win, because the other two have to fight with their eyes closed. Medusa will make it so the two others will fight eachother while thinking they are fighting her.
In case one of them should open his eyes for a moment, Medusa will be right there to turn him into stone. The other one will notice something changed and automatically open his eyes too, and turn in to stone.
In the end Medusa will win. The other two have changed to stone, or have killed eachother.
There is no other way this can end :)
@ijmmai very good ... I like the entry :) Good job and I like the ending too :)
Well, it looks like I have to be the one to go there. Again.
They would all come out alive and extremely happy.
Maybe some of you aren't up on your SteemMonsters slang, a cage death-match fight means menage-a-howevermanyyouwant. Luckily for these dudes, Medusa is a reverse kind of cowgirl and nobody needed to be face to face with her.
Bow-chicka-wowwow
Come on, it says right there that it's the JOKE of the day.
@profanereviews lol... :) ... I see how you think @profanereviews! That mind is always working ;)
Obviously not zintar.
He/she/it is just a summoner, he/she/it got no chance lol :D
But I think StoneSplitter orc will win,
the reason he is winning is not something huge or crazy.
But he has got an axe
@tsnaks ... good point... the man with the ax usually does win those matches :P
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