COMPETITION: best joke of the day (day 1) - Today’s theme: engineers

in contest •  2 years ago

Prize: 100% of SBD and STEEM gained from this contest goes to the one who receives the most upvotes.

Rules: anyone can enter as many jokes or memes related to today's topic as they wish. In order to be eligible to win you must upvote at least 1 other entrant. The 1st entrant is exempted from this rule and I will equalize the discrepancy in the votes.
If you make more than 1 entry you must also upvote 1 other entrant for your each subsequent entry.

(jokes/memes do not explicitly need to be original)

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How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert. He stares at YOUR shoes
while he talks to you.
Dustinc

An artist, a priest and an engineer are discussing how the penis came to be.

The artist says it must have been designed by an artist as its form is so perfect.

The priest says it was designed by God to create life.

The engineer says it must have been designed by an engineer. Who else would put a waste outlet through a leisure area?

Sadly i dont know any jokes for engineers :(

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I know too many, and I can tell you many of them are true :D
(I am an engineer)

Entering competition. Up voted. New to steemit.

Steemit is not a dictatorship !

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lol, wait what?

The optimist says the glass is half full.
The pessimist says the glass is half empty.
The engineer says the glass is twice the size it should be!


Image credit quora.com
I picked this one as it reminds me most of steemit blue!