Comment Contest: Pizza vs Relationship
Hey, Steemheads!
I had an okay day but I did not have the dose of pizza that I wanted to have today! I want to end the day with something fun about pizza so I thought about having a mini contest in the comments. Read the rules below and feel free to join the fun.
Task:
Justify why Pizza is better than a Girlfriend or a Boyfriend. The best answer to tickle my funny bone wins! Impress the blockchain with your sense of humor. You may use graphics such as meme and GIFs. Feel free to express your brand of funny. English comments only. Leave as many comments as you like all through the week.
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Pizza is a non-negotiable! Pizza never breaks your heart. It's one of the only things on this planet that's cheesier than GF. It makes you feeling good during depress situation. It will never leave you, just one call pizza is coming within 30mins. GF let you wait couple of hours by looking in the mirror and fixing.. hmm i dunno.
But at the end of the day, Pizza and chilling at home with gf is better than going out. I mean chances are the bf is also paying for the pizza too. Lol!
Humugot si koya, na speechless ako. Hahaha! Thanks! ^_^
hahahahaha! alam mo yan! lol
Just throwing this into the moshpit below 🙂🙂!
Out of the 2 (or 3) I have only ever had pizza, so I guess I am not really qualified to answer the question. Although, pizza helps me code and gives me motivation. Also, it is simple and easy, can get slightly more complicated, but never too complicated. Pizza is always there (for me at least, just sitting there in the freezer), Usually on a Thursday night. I also appreciate how pizza can be surprising or standard, thick or thin
and it will also get you through thick or thin. 😊
Pizza is flexible and gives comfort and company when you code! Thanks for joining, budd!
Hey just to let you know pizza is always gonna be there for you so its better than a girlfriend! Pizza will never leave you. Pizza is beautiful no matter how big or little. Girlfriend only has one V while pizza has 8 or more V cuts. 😋🤣🍕🍕🍕
Awww. Here we go again, V for Vendetta. LOL
Pizza is way better than a boyfriend because you can curse it all you want or in whatever way and you will never hear a word back. That, plus a pizza will never give you lies or sugarcoat words just to make you stay. Whatever is on the outside, that's what you'll have when you finally take a bite.
Hahaha! Nice one. Pizza will always be comforting, in good days and bad days, too! Thanks for joining.
Pizza doesnt cause heartbreak, doesnt cheat, not jealous,
*Pizza is hot, spicy, creamy, meaty, roasty, steeming, always loyal to the pizza boy that brings it, sexy shape in the box. Cut to your satisfaction, yummy and mouth watering hummmmmm!!??."
Thanks, you are so quick! Ahahahaha!
Phone rings; babe where are you?
Me: I am at the mall
She; who's that bitch with you?
Me: I am with my masarap, yummy pizza
She: it's over between us
Me: as long as I have my pizza, I am not single
Ahahaha! A breakup that will go down in HIStory! Pizza for the win! Thanks for joining.
Pizza 🙌🙌
You don't have to hide your Relationship with Pizza for any studi reason. You love Pizza, you order it, and you eat it
Yep, I proudly walk around with my pile of pizzas. Ahahaha! Thanks for joining!
You got 35+ upvotes from @oceansbot courtesy of @mermaidvampire!
LOL. No, you didn't.
Well technically "Pizza" won't kill you for eating another pizza. But if "Girlfriend" finds out that you are with another girl, well i guess you'll have to start running for your life. So, i choose pizza. 😂😂
Girlfriend can be a psycho but pizza will always be just all yummy pizza, right! Thanks for joining!
i agree a hundred 100% hahaha, Pizza will not break your heart, but will only break your diet. hahaha
I like pizza more than you because you only have a few pepperoni to eat on while pizza have so many . =)
Awww, but we never ran out of pepperoni. LOL Thanks for joining!
Thank you