I’d be The Giant Panda

Pandas are damn cute and super lazy. if I were a Panda:

Whether the sun rises in the east or sets in the west, I don’t have to give any damn, because I’ll have none to give. I can sleep as long as I want without a worry in the world. And when I’m finally done sleeping, I’d eat, all day long with no one around to police my eating habits. Pandas eat 14 hours a day followed by a nap of 2–3 hours.