1. What should you give an injured lemon? Water and honey
2. If an atheist died in church, what would they put on their coffin? A cover
3. Who went into the lion's den unarmed and came out alive? Daniel
4. A man rode down the street on a horse, yet walked. How come? Go ask the man
5. How can you eat an egg without breaking the shell? There is no shell
6. Why was King Henry VIII buried in Westminster Abbey? It is the closest
7. Country's used to hang many criminals, but they would not hang a man with a wooden leg. Why? He needs to drive the wooden car
8. Why do storks stand on one leg? So that one leg can rest
9. A circular field is covered in thick snow. A black cow with white spots is in the middle. Two white cows with black spots are on the edge of the field. What time is it? It's 9:00 p.m. Manila Time on my end
10. What was the problem with the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? No driver

I tried. I don't know how to answer these questions lol!