HOW SAVAGE ARE YOU? [10 SBD Reward Pool For The Best Savagery Reply]

in contest •  last year  (edited)

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10 SBD Reward Pool For The Best Savagery Reply

Hey yo!
It's contest time....💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

Let's have some fun by being savages😁😁😁

Introducing the best Savagery Reply/Comment

What Are Savage Replies?

According to the dictionary, it is an unfair, brutal reply given to someone who makes a statement or comment.

According to me, savage replies are the kinda replies that renders someone speechless....

So, someone says something and you reply with a savage comment and that person is lost for words to reply you with....

Hehehe.....that's savage.

Rules Of The Contest

  1. You must be my follower. (Do so if you're not already one).

  2. Upvote and resteem this post. (We want to get as many savage steemians as possible here).

  3. Comment with your best savage reply based on the statement given.

Not following the rules to the later disqualifies your entry

Prizes to be won.

The best 3 Savage replies would be picked.

First - 5 SBD
Second - 3 SBD
Third - 2SBD

Statement for the day is

For the first time in my life, I'm experiencing true Love😍😍😍

Where are y'all Savage Steemians....

Let's have some fun being savages and making some $$$ out of it.

Goodluck and may the best savage win

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It will end ... as all good things do! She will either cut off your balls and hand them to you or cheat on you.

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good one 😂😂😂😂🤣

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Thanks!! 😆🤣😂🤣

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Dope😂😂😂

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Thank you! :)

I think its the first time you need to get your eyes checked too. That thing's got 'roadkill' written all over it.

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Guilty of CJ! :(

Me that is ...

Congratulations. You're now a narcissist.

Don't be an idiot man, 🤦
STEEM BACKED DOLLARS AINT SHOWING NOBODY LOVE

Aw Bless. I remember my first jar of vaseline too.

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Guilty of CJ! :(

Me that is ... :p

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CJ? :D

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As much as you are careful with what you put on the blockchain I’m not typing it out!!!! 😆
Try to recall our convos ...

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Lolz I think I know what it is now. Round masturbation: my damn memory! 😆 🤪

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Wow lmao the things you will say .. 🙈🤣🤣🤣

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Guy...you be idiot 😂😂😂😆😂😆😂
That's too much na.
Haba!

The brothers can relate!😂😂

That's how somebori wee be looking for followers and be saying that he has gotten love... SMH😒😒😒😒

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This is suicidal. I swear!

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you can't upvote yourself in a contest?! Buahaahah

not even a hot mess.

From,

SAVAGE.

  ·  last year (edited)

That is good...you can only get a congratulation when you survive true heartbreak.

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dood! You upvoted yourself in a CONTEST!!!

put a photo!!

From,

SAVAGE!!!

  ·  last year (edited)

Smh,,, was expecting some real savage contest,, only to meet some piece of shit,,, BTW,, I mourn your phoolishness

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,,, seems those tribal marks on your brain have started affecting yhu abii. Smh

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Damn,,, this is exclusive,,, kikikiki

Searching for a fuck to give........
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None found. Next!

Well that is a damn shame, but you better learn how to switch hands or your wrist is gonna get awful sore partner.

Story for the gods!!!!!!
Na who love help abeg,.... Shift make you let person see road, "Oga First Time Lover"
HE dey talk as if dem go pay am allowance for falling in love for the first time. Yeye!!!!!

So you an orphan abi 🤔😕 didn't Mum & Dad show you true love?🤔, see you life now...

So embarrassed at this news oga 1st time to experience true love😒😒.
Tell me something new and stop the public
disgrace 😒😒😒😒....

Mtchewwwwwww issa noise maker.

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Oh Lord!😂😂😂

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Hhahahahahaa😂😂

Mtchew, Who cares if the true love kills you? Z not as if it added any money to my pocket..

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Hehehehe

What is this one saying sef
Make i check my beans for fire.
But first of all
Make i dance shaku shaku first

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Finish me 😂😂😆😄

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How e take affect price of SBD?

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Lolzzzzzz, i love this!

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I was thinking i saw savagery!
But this is over the top!

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Hahahaha!

True love indeed, true to your pocket because you are too blind to see that you are headed for the fall leaving you high and dry after she is done with you. Mchewwwwwww! I beg shift go one conner. 😒

Moron, you are falling in love in this hardtime when your mate Are busy falling for money, fuck you and your true love, who love epp.?

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You have never shown anyone true love hence you had not find true love since, it is this love to give out sbd that makes you feel you will get true love because I know you are yet to find one. Continue the search bro

for the first time in my life am expirencing true love

Uncle blacc, your wife just called me. Please do well to take her calls..

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For the first time in my life, I'm experiencing true Love😍😍😍

At least you have experienced something True, I still dey find where I fit buy 'Truly' original earpiece😒

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Lemme faint abeg!

Are you trying to say since you were born. Your family haven't been showing you true love????
Infact, you're mad, your brain needs formatting

Boo , that's what you said last time ! 🤷 But look what happened she took your Mercedes and left you with a broken heart syndrome. Don't be that Naiive or stupid again like that. I know it ain't my business , but I gotta tell you , just take it slow. Maybe it's just an Infactuation , you never know , listen to me heh ! Are you hearing me !!!?

This is my entry 😊👑

like seriously? then you must have been in bondage all your life. well, i have a soft spot for the less privileged. so i sympathize with you

Wow
Aren't Moms wonderful?

Heloooooooooooo, you say???????

What do i do then? Does that call for a celebration??

Please tell that to dogs

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Is it as true as the rise and fall of sbd?? Or Is that why bug hunting is now your new career??... Mtcheew

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For the first time in your life, you will be needing a pillow and a handkerchief soon.
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Stupid boy. Instead of you to tell us that you need followers, you're here forming 10sbd contest.

Na by force to get followers?
If I mistakenly follow you I'll click the mute button immediately.



HOW SAVAGE ARE YOU?

Na your big head be savage.

Nanzense and ingredient

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Chai!
I'm humbled!🙇🙆🙇

@anjkara this is your time to shine. Be a SAVAGE like me. :p

I think this sounds like a funny game! Then my yogi mind says [email protected]! Gotta ponder that and maybe come back to play.

@moneyinfant has added your contest to the list Steemit Writing Contests: Issue #52. The list is updated on a daily basis and your contest will remain on the list until its expiration - there's nothing you need to do.

The list was created to save writers the excessive amount of time spent searching through the #contest tag for writing contests. Now they can just come to the list each day, see new contests and use their time doing what they love - writing.

If you'd like to help spread the word about the Steemit Writing Contest List I'd really appreciate a resteem, but it certainly isn't necessary. The project is simply meant to help writers save time and contest creators attract more contestants.

P.S. If you know of any contests I've missed I'd love to hear about them. Thanks!

Don't get too comfortable..first times don't usually last long

Unfortunately first times dont last long

A conversation between I and a girl...

Obaseki: Phebe, have you thought of my proposal...

       Silent in between

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Phebe: do you want me to say no?.

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You don't know a thing about love, loving is about kissing my ass and dick when I show you your intestines before your very eyes.

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That escalated quickly.

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Are you saying this is too much

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I feel like you blew right by the onramp
for “savagery” and then kept going until you found yourself at “Idi Amin.”

Look front, look back, look left, and look right. Are you sure it's a true love? Perhaps she is after you SBD..

Heloooooooooo........ like seriously!

Am i supposed to clap like it calls for a celebration????

Please tell that to the dogs!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew

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Oga welldone o
Mr lover, lover
You didn't tell us you're shaggi's last born

When are you dropping your own remix?

Ramson noah's long lost son

You can’t think of your baby sister that way. Did you touch her?

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Chai!
Haba na... This one weak me.

Unfortunately, I'm too nice to be savage 😁

Wow...did you just meet your left hand?

Well I guess the facelift was worth the money then ...

Really, does she know this yet, or is the restraining order still in effect?

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For the first time in my life, I'm experiencing true Love😍😍😍

Yeah!?, It won't be long, before you experience your first true horror! I have plenty of rope if you need some...


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Reality as we know it is actually a simulation. What you are experiencing is your post-human nerd overlord getting bored with you as a character.

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Huh...not again o. You said the same thing last month. My friend, go get a job, keep yourself busy. What has love ever brought but trouble. Who love epp for this change era? Infact, go sleep.

For the first time? So your parents don't love you since then?

How ugly are you since this is your first day of being loved? So, therefore, you're now beautiful? how sure are you? after many yeaaaaaaars of living? THIS IS YOUR FIRSSSST DAY!?

Hahaha! Lol, this is just a savage word but I'm not like this in person. Joke time! ^_^

or your heart is beating fast because it'd rather die of over exhaustion than rush blood to you genitals one more time, you perverted chronic speed masturbater. Do me a favor and don't get aroused by this comment.

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Love is the 7th sense that destroys all the six senses and make the person believe non-sense.
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn...
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Eh sorry.
What did you say?
You get garri for house?

I hope you love puzzles cause you'll need that knowledge to put pieces together when it gets broken.

What has that got to do with me?

Wake up man! You are in the friend zone

For the first time in my life, I'm experiencing true Love😍😍😍

Guy, this is the best time to fry your stupidity

I was not expecting you to say otherwise.

lol, awwn how cute! prepare to die the death of romeo.

What you're feeling right now is just a false hope that someone will actually love you but the truth is, your fake friends set you up and paid that person to make you feel happy but in the end you'll lose.

If it's your first time, how do you know it's love?

Oh, great. Come see me after a few weeks, okay? I want to know what hell (total despair and misery) feels like.

"It is Ok, I am glad for you... But it would only works if you call love that relationship that you have with your hand!!"

Oh boy... Steemit has take out my dark side!!... shame on me!!