You know what happened when Blitzcrank went on a date with katarina?
...He knocked her up!

You know Zilean is having a bad day when he asks you for the time.

Warwick used to do a lot of huffing and puffing, and there were three talking pigs involved.
The moral of the story is: Dont do drugs!

Tristana is disappointed that it's never a rocket in your pocket.