I had a lot of funny childhood memories, would share some.
I remember when my mum wants to go out,I would like to follow her,even to work. See would hide my slippers and ask me to get it then escape while I am searching for it,it kept happening and I didn't know its a trick.

I remember when visitors come around and give me money, I give it to my mum to save for me,when I later ask for the money she will tell me that it's part of the food I have been eaten.

I didn't walk until I was a year plus,they tried everything but I didn't. my mum kept cake in the table one day and I walked to steal some.

I do bedwet, will wake up in the night,change my cloth and sleeping position then in the morning I would deny bed-wetting.

I remember crying for 10naira just because it was neat and new,I was given 20 naira but I refused, saying that 10 naira is finer.

When I want to take my bath,I just wash my stomach and hands.