Attempt number 2 (sonnet style)

So once upon a time there lived a frog.
He ate, he drank, and sometimes he would swim
and whence came night he slept upon a log,
and flies which approached would risk life and limb

The tailors nearby offered a free sew,
but when he came he could find no nice ties,
so he just grabbed the nearest red speedo,
and bought some STEEM just hoping it would rise

And to his shock to ten dollars it went,
but he needed clothes to go buy nice things.
So back to the old tailors he then sent
But top his dismay all they had were rings

And so the frog learned if you want nice stuff
Be careful 'cause a speedo's not enough

And no, I don't know why tailors would sell rings either. But hey, it works!